Sources say the former president was spotted on a boat near the infamous island prison, where he allegedly made a move to feed somechunks to a massive reptile. Witnesses claim that Trump even got a little overly familiar with the beast, causing some nervouschuckles. The {entireincident was captured on video, and the footage have rapidly gone trending online.
- It's unclear
- went to the prison island
- people are theorizing that he wastesting his bravery
Hot off the Press: The Donald and the Danger Lizards!
A shocking development is unfolding at Mar-a-Lago as we speak/right now/at this very moment. Sources report that former President The Donald has confronted a pack of super creepy lizards, said to be mutated by radiation/the result of government experiments/escaped from Area 51.
Eyewitnesses claim to have seen the former leader battling with the creatures, wielding a golf club. The situation is still developing/unfolding/sketchy, and we await official statements from the White House.
Stay tuned for more updates on this completely unexpected event!
Trump's Wild Tour of Alcatraz
Get ready for a wild ride, folks! Tweeter-in-Chief is hitting the rock/island/prison like never before in a tour/experience/adventure they're calling the Gator Gauntlet. Sources say he's planning on showing off/lecturing about/taking control of the island, bringing his own golf clubs. He's even rumored to be build a wall around Alcatraz during his visit. This ain't your grandma's tour of Alcatraz, folks. Brace yourselves!
- Will Trump be able to handle the cold?/Will Alcatraz stand up to Trump?/Can anyone stop Trump?
- Stay tuned for updates on this crazy story!/Follow us for all the latest Trump news!/Don't miss out on this wild ride!
Crocodile Corrections? Absolutely, Claims President Trump
Folks, lemme tell ya somethin'. This situation down in Florida is gettin' worse. They got these alligators runnin' free. And what do they do? Nothing! They just let 'em cruise around. But not me, I wouldn't stand for that. We gotta crack down of these beasts. That's why I say we gotta build a special prison - Alcatraz for these pesky beasts, folks! That's what makes America great, takin' dealin' with the tough stuff.
- MAGA!
Trump's Wild Ride: Presidential GATOR Safari!
This ain't your typical campaign rally, folks. The Commander-in-Chief himself is hitting the glades on a wild adventure. That's right, we're talking about Trumpbattling beastly reptiles. Sources say he's packing his favorite hat and ready to unleash some swamp-justice. Will he emerge victorious? Only time will tell!
This Is Crazy! Trump Goes Cage Diving With Gators
Folks, you are totally gonna want to hear about this! The Donald himself, former Prez Trump, has decided to embark on a wild journey. He's swapping his golf clubs for some serious grit and is jumping into a cage full of mean alligators! Word on here the street that this whole thing was his idea.
What could ever be more wild? Only time will reveal.